Do I need 8000 rolls of toilet paper?

by | Coronavirus - COVID-19

Transcript

The only reason you would need 8000 rolls of toilet paper is to wrap yourself into very large amounts of toilet paper into a mummy and keep going and then change that toilet paper on an hourly basis because as soon as it gets moist it’s going to transmit the organism to other people. But that’s the only reason I can think of that you would need 8000 rolls of toilet paper.